Darling
boy, your cantankerous and bribe-refusing father, is now mulling
running for President of the Republic of Ghana, in December 2020, oooo.
Amanfuo, the die is cast ooooo. Slogan: People and planet. Cool.
Mission:
Get the Bank of Ghana (BoG) to open digital accounts for all Ghanaian
citizens above 16, and credit each account with Ghana Digital Currency
(GDC) 250,000, - as direct-citizen-bailouts to purchase homes with: as a
sure-fire way to kickstart the national economy after Ghanaian
herbalists finally find a cure for COVID-19, and we (at long last!)
abondon all the nonsensical measures taken thus far as
whistling-in-the-dark protection-from-COVID-19-policies, just because
precious White people still cannot find a cure for it. Cool.
Naturally,
as a firm believer in the incentive-inducing-and-initiative-inspiring
powers of a low tax regime, for both individuals and enterprises, tax
identification numbers will be mandatory for all the aforementioned BoG
digital account holders, oooo, Massa. Cool.
Environmental
policy: Shoot illegal sandwinners, illegal loggers and illegal gold
miners on sight - to protect our forests from greedy criminal-types,
and ensure constant availability of potable water nationwide. Ditto
ensure the availability of fresh oxygen-laden air, nationwide, at all
material times. Ghanafuo, munpe waiy3, na mu pe dien? Cool.
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