Saturday 22 July 2023

Why are so many Anansesemkrom busybodies casting insinuations at Borla-Sister Ntikuma?

Why are so many Anansesemkrom busybodies casting insinuations at Borla-Sister Ntikuma? As for some Anansesemkrom busybodies, paaaa, di3y33. Haaba: Ebeiiii. Hmmm, ey3nsem piiii, oooo, Anansesemkromfuor.

The million dollar question to ponder over, dear-critical reader, is: Do most public figures and celebrities in Anansesemkrom, not have their own local equivalents, of America's super-wealthy Harlan Crows, anaaaa, lol? But one digresses.

We really need a little Kweku Ananse toli, to lighten the national mood, in Anansesemkrom, lol.

 In that light, if a canny former Honorary Consul of Austria, in Anansesemkrom, Excellent-Excellency, #H.E.GHc51MillionJudgementDebtDiplomat, is allegedly now making money, waa, waa, waa, arranging loans for sanitation in Anansesemkrom, and banking commissions from those loans, waa, waa, waa, in arms-length-safety, far removed from Ananesesemkrom officialdom, in faraway Austria, why so much fuss, again? Ebeiiii.

If, accidentally, some of that dosh, is inadvertently dropped by malfunctioning drones, into the spick-and-span compound, of generous-hearted Borla-Sister Ntikumah's luxury home (dosh that eventually ends up being hidden, apparently, in hidden-secret-places, which somehow then magically  become open-secret, secret-places, for dear Borla-Sister Ntikuma's dishonest, grasping and light-fingered godless-househelps, according to bush-telegraph sources), why are so many begrudging her that, Anansesemkromfuor? Haaba.

Aren't Anansesemkromfuor, who are usually world-famous for being such nice Famanyame-folk, now being a tad unkind to Borla-Sister Ntikuma, who has experienced such mind-numbing inside-job-robbery? Haaba.

After all, unexplained wealth, amongst upper echelon public sector officials, isn't grounds for investigations by Anansesemkrom's Office of The Special Prosecutor, is it? Hmmm, 3y3asem, oooo.

Anansesemkrom media busybodies - saa enti, ena ewors33, mu nyinaa 3dii mu lane mu, oooo. Yooooooo. Abraabo bien, koraaa, 3naa, mu etumi aborh, koraaa - for you to have the effrontry to cast such nonsensical insinuations against beautiful Borla-Sister Ntikuma, lol?

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