When I saw a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Elon Musk, himself, drumming up support for Global South online content creators, I immediately understood why he is the world's richest entrepreneur. How many billionaires running global tech behemoths interact regularly with the ordinary people who use their products, I ask? Get it, dear critical-reader, lol?
For his genuine concern about the financial well-being of innovative Global South thinkers, and inventive-types, here are a few free money-making from an ignoramus and uneducated old fool, living in a Global South backwater in Ghana's beautiful and idyllic Central Region, lol:
1) Today, as we are all aware, even little school children, the world over, now know that a world-changing idea, shared with Elon Musk, through X (formerly Twitter), will be taken to market via an EverythingXApp start-up-lab, and the profits shared equally. between XCorp, and the originator of the idea - so: Over to you, Joe Lartey, oooo, wai", Nana Elon Adjumawurahene1, lol. Cool.
2 Should the EverythingX app not also have a fleet of self-driving ride hailing Tesla's, for the use of its membership, any of whom can sit behind the steering wheel, if that makes them more comfortable about their personal safety, in self-driving vehicles?
Naturally, car thieves will avoid targeting them, as they are aware that they simply won't be able to get away with stealing XRideHailing vehicles, because Starlink will be tracking all their journeys, lol. And, let's not also forget that no one can use the service if their biodata isn't available on the XRide-hailing system, lol. Cool.
3) Finally, wouldn't it be wise for XCorp to purchase Telcos worldwide, to levarage their mobile money services potential, to underpin an XBank global online banking behemoth, anaaa, lol?
In that light, perhaps Nana Elon Adjumawurahene1, could begin XCorp's foray into the license-to-print-fiat-money world, of telcos, by purchasing bankrupted Ghana's orphaned government-owned Telco, AirtelTigo, for say US$ 5 billion - to take advantage of its hidden-value, in the EverythingXApp's scheme-of-things, lol? No? Roll on the EverythingXApp juggernaut, lol!
NB: There is more where those crazy ideas sprung from, oooo, Nana Elon Ajumahwura1, wai, lol. Get in touch if they blow your super-creative contrarian-mind, lol. Cool.
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