Wednesday 26 July 2023

Hmmm, Oman Ghana - 3y3 tweaaaa anaaaaa?

Hmmm, Oman Ghana - 3y3 tweaaaa, anaaa? The mammoth-sized-scale, of the kickback-funding-effort, mustered by the state-capture rent-seeking fatcats, who now dominate Anansesemkrom's byzantine system, from the shadows, has been dramatically exposed, in vivid-fashion, to the astonishment of its hapless put-on citizenry.

Clearly, Anansesemkrom's greed-filled and hard-of-hearing ruling elites, have been bought, in lock-stock-barrel-fashion, to facilitate the creation of  what has undoubtedly become the world's most corrupt kleptocracy.

In effect, it is now an amoral plutocracy, masquerading as a constitutional democracy, effectively run, in reality, from behind the scenes - by  shadowy, canny super-wealthy criminal-types, for their sole benefit, at Anansesemkrom society's expense: to enable them send their net worth to stratospheric heights, lol. Hmmm,  Oman Ghana - tweaaaaa...

Saturday 22 July 2023

Why are so many Anansesemkrom busybodies casting insinuations at Borla-Sister Ntikuma?

Why are so many Anansesemkrom busybodies casting insinuations at Borla-Sister Ntikuma? As for some Anansesemkrom busybodies, paaaa, di3y33. Haaba: Ebeiiii. Hmmm, ey3nsem piiii, oooo, Anansesemkromfuor.

The million dollar question to ponder over, dear-critical reader, is: Do most public figures and celebrities in Anansesemkrom, not have their own local equivalents, of America's super-wealthy Harlan Crows, anaaaa, lol? But one digresses.

We really need a little Kweku Ananse toli, to lighten the national mood, in Anansesemkrom, lol.

 In that light, if a canny former Honorary Consul of Austria, in Anansesemkrom, Excellent-Excellency, #H.E.GHc51MillionJudgementDebtDiplomat, is allegedly now making money, waa, waa, waa, arranging loans for sanitation in Anansesemkrom, and banking commissions from those loans, waa, waa, waa, in arms-length-safety, far removed from Ananesesemkrom officialdom, in faraway Austria, why so much fuss, again? Ebeiiii.

If, accidentally, some of that dosh, is inadvertently dropped by malfunctioning drones, into the spick-and-span compound, of generous-hearted Borla-Sister Ntikumah's luxury home (dosh that eventually ends up being hidden, apparently, in hidden-secret-places, which somehow then magically  become open-secret, secret-places, for dear Borla-Sister Ntikuma's dishonest, grasping and light-fingered godless-househelps, according to bush-telegraph sources), why are so many begrudging her that, Anansesemkromfuor? Haaba.

Aren't Anansesemkromfuor, who are usually world-famous for being such nice Famanyame-folk, now being a tad unkind to Borla-Sister Ntikuma, who has experienced such mind-numbing inside-job-robbery? Haaba.

After all, unexplained wealth, amongst upper echelon public sector officials, isn't grounds for investigations by Anansesemkrom's Office of The Special Prosecutor, is it? Hmmm, 3y3asem, oooo.

Anansesemkrom media busybodies - saa enti, ena ewors33, mu nyinaa 3dii mu lane mu, oooo. Yooooooo. Abraabo bien, koraaa, 3naa, mu etumi aborh, koraaa - for you to have the effrontry to cast such nonsensical insinuations against beautiful Borla-Sister Ntikuma, lol?

Thursday 20 July 2023

Ghana's Parliament must work without endless needless boycotts by Minority MPs

It is outrageous that the very important work that Parliament carries out, when in session, is being interrupted by endless, needless boycotts, by Minority MPs - as a result of the ongoing trial of Mr. Gyakye Quayson, the Assin North MP.

If, dear critical-reader, it is a fact that there are no
 hard and fast rules, on the length of  time renouncing Canadian citizenship takes, then, surely,  what matters, is the intention to do so, in specific cases, such as that of Mr. Gyakye Quayson's?  

In that light, would it not serve Ghanaian society a tad more positively,  if the responsible sections of the  Ghanaian media, asked both Mr. James Gyakye Quayson (who has just been re-elected as Assin North's MP, as it happens), and the relevant Canadian  authorities, in faraway Canada, itself, when exactly  the application by  Gyakye Quayson to renounce his Canadian citizenship, was submitted and  received - so that justice is served in his ongoing trial, and the work of Parliament can be carried out without endless interruptions, to it,  resulting from boycotts from Minority MPs, on days that are  scheduled for hearing, in the law courts,  in his ongoing trial?

Let's end this farcical pure nonsense on bamboo stilts, once and for all, in commonsensical fashion, swiftly.

Parliament's very important work has to be done expeditiously, as it provides the legal framework-guardrails needed to protect Mother Ghana, from the gang-raping super-ruthless, state-capture rent-seeking big-thieves-in-high-places, who now dominate our byzantine system. Parliament must work without endless needless boycotts.  Haaba.

Saturday 15 July 2023

Hon. Samuel Abu Jinapor: Take swift action to halt the illegal sandwinning at Thompsonakura, Kyekyewre!

The illegal sandwinning going on at Thompsonakura, Kyekyewre, off the Accra-Kumasi highway, which is part of my family's Akyem Abuakwa freehold land portfolio, is symptomatic of the impunity, with which the wealthy criminal-types, who now dominate our byzantine system, operate in lawless fashion nationwide. Intolerable. Monstrous. Abominable. Disgraceful. Unpardonable. Unspeakable. Full stop.

We demand that Ghana's Minister for Lands and Natural Resources, the dynamic Hon. Samuel Abu Jinapor, orders an immediate halt, to the outrage going on at Thompsonakura - and institute an independent enquiry into the conspiracy that bedrocks a disgraceful phenomenon across Akyem Abuakwa: that is so off-putting to all the impact investors from overseas that we have shown our Akyem Abuakwa freehold farmlands to.

To think that we are Akyem Royals, from Oseim, too, on top, speaks volumes about this curse that is driving green impact investors away from Akyem Abuakwa in droves: it affects all societal demographics, equally. It is a wealth-detroying miasma, which has enveloped our beloved Kwaebibirim.

How ironic that Ghana's ruling-elites talk endlessly, and, glibly, about generating  jobs across rural
Ghana, through private sector agripreneurs: when such lawlessness goes on unabated. Hon. Samuel Abu Jinapor: Take swift action to halt the illegal sandwinning at Thompsonakura, Kyekyewre. Ghana. Tweeaaaa...

Monday 10 July 2023

A quick note to Dr. Michael Abedi-Lartey - on why we must usher in a new 5th Republic

Doc, to give up the fight against galamsay, and throw our  arms in the air, and allow a few vile-individuals numbering at the most, just a few thousands, to ruin our quality of life, permanently, would be irresponsible, in the extreme, oooo.

That is why if push comes to shove, some of us would rather pray for the world's first climate-change enforced regime change, which will declare a state of emergency, and  decree daily  lockdowns, from 6pm to 6am,  with mandatory jail terms of 2 years for all curfew breakers, without official exemptions: such as healthcare personnel;  security agency personnel; and other emergency service frontliners,   going to work, after curfew hours.

That's the only alternative, to surrendering like sheep, to evil-types, oooo, Massa. Doc, we have undergone societal  seachange that many don't still see, oooo. Trust me,  we shall rise up in a manner that no army on earth  can stop, to the world's utter amazement.


We may be a patient and long-suffering people, but we aren't sheep. Any African democracy that allows such impunity to persist, isn't worth preserving, koraaa, ooooo. So, just watch this space...

Much, much, better,  for us to usher in a new 5th Republic, which cures all the structural ills of the 4th Republic, than continue to watch this pure nonsense on  bamboo stilts,  continue - just  because it benefits some of  our state-capture rent-seeking big-thieves-in-high-places. Massa, yabr3, oooo,  wai.

To end this piece, dear critical-reader,  let me  repeat for emphasis: Any African democracy, which  allows egregious-impunity,  such as perfidious-galamsay to persist, is not worth preserving. We must abandon the 4th Republic and replace it with a new 5th Republic. Simple. Case closed. Haaba. Ghanafuor, asem kesiy3 bi 3b3ba debi ankasaaa, ooooo. Yoooooooo...

Thursday 6 July 2023

Are Ghana's ruling-elites drinking in the Last Chance Salon?

Are Ghana's hard-of-hearing ruling-elites - notoriously vindictive and criticism-averse - drinking in the metaphorical Last Chance Salon, anaaa,  Ghanafuor? Hmmm, 3y3nsem piiiii, oooo...

What is pretty clear, however, dear critical-reader, is that any African democracy, which is in effect, two nations within a single  sovereign territorial landmass - one a state-within-a-state, solely benefiting its perfidious ruling-elites, and which happens to be the world's most generous welfare state; and, the other, a state-within-a-state, which is a hell-hole of unremitting hardship,  and the lot of long-suffering hapless citizens, desperate to see transformative-change,  which they hope will end their misery - is one definitely heading for a disastrous apocalyptic-cliff-edge-fall: as sure as day follows night.

Such is the extent  of disenchantment felt by the vast majority of ordinary people across Ghana, with the ruling New Patriotic Party (NPP) - who are now so thoroughly fed up with the harsh economic climate that has impoverished millions, and finally bankrupted Ghana - that even if President Akufo-Addo succeeds in turning Ghana into a paradise on earth,  between now and the end of his tenure, it will still not save his party from losing power, in the 2024 presidential and parliamentary elections.

There are some who posit that victory for the opposition's presidential candidate, over the ruling NPP's candidate in the 2024 election,  will only materialise, if all the opposition parties come together, and unite around a common platform and manifesto, which is suitably game-changing, and innovative, for use as a roadmap for the redemption of Ghana, and also select a consensus candidate, to represent them, as their presidential  candidate, for the 2024 presidential election.

Whatever be the case, today's on-the-ground reality, is that Ghana sits atop a ticking social timebomb,  which could explode at any moment. Drastic change is needed to deal effectively with high-level corruption, and end the impunity of those ripping off Ghana in state-capture rent-seeking deals. In that sense,  Ghana's ruling-elites are drinking in the Last Chance Salon, oooo, Ghanafuor. Yooooooo...

Tuesday 4 July 2023

The NPP will be turfed out of power in the 2024 presidential and parliamentary elections

Wonders. So, it turns out that Nana Boakye, the gung-ho national organiser, thought that the party he is such a prominent member, of, Ghana's ruling party, the New Patriotic Party (NPP), was going to win the recent  Assin North by-election? What hubris. Tweaaaa.


Amazing that it still hasn't dawned on the bigwigs, in Ghana's current ruling party, the NPP, that they will be turfed out of power, in the 2024 presidential and parliamentary elections, as sure as day follows night. Talk about living in cloud-cuckoo-krom, lol. Hmmm, 3y3asem, oooo, Ghanafuor.


Dear critical-reader, it's not for nothing that Ghanaians are justly known for being a long-suffering and peaceful people - we are wise and aspirational Africans who don't want out nation destroyed by violence and chaos: so we will effect regime-change peacefully, through polling booth ballot boxes, in 2024. Simple. Cool.


That said, truth be told, so fed up, are the vast majority of ordinary people, across Ghana, that even if the NPP successfully transforms Ghana, into an earthly paradise, within the next two years, the unprecedented and egregious daylight robbery, now being carried out with such impunity, by the state-capture, rent-seeking big-thieves-in-high-places, as well as the effects of the disastrous self-dealing public sector borrowing-spree, which has finally bankrupted Ghana, have all resulted in making Ghanaians even more determined, now, to rid themselves of the NPP, in the 2024 elections, than ever before, oooo, Ghanafuor. We will turf the NPP out of power, in those elections, come hell or high water. Case closed. Full stop. Yooooooooo...

Monday 3 July 2023

Could Gomoa Buduburam prosper as a unique new green climate resilient melting-pot community?

Could what used to be known as the  Gomoa Buduburam Camp Liberia refugee settlement area, be transformed into a unique, and prosperous, planned new green  climate-resilient melting-pot  community?

The answer to that question, dear critical-reader,  is, a resounding yes. However, any such redevelopment, must be in tandem with the granting of Ghanaian citizenship, to all the Liberian refugees, who want to be integrated into Ghanaian society, instead of being repatriated to Liberia.

Such a move, will be an eminently sensible (and neat) solution, to the uncertainty about their continued stay, in Gomoa Buduburam, in one's humble opinion. It will remove a source of tension and emotional turmoil for them. For sure.

After all, we are quite happy to grant Ghanaian citizenship, to Global North citizens of African descent, who are the progeny of slaves who were shipped from Africa, to the Americas, and elsewhere, are we not?   

Speaking personally, one counts one's self, amongst  the independent Ghanaian media professionals,  who have come to empathise with the plight of the remainder of the Liberian nationals, who sought refuge in Ghana, and made Gomoa Buduburam, a home away from home - and would rather integrate with Ghanaians, and live out  the rest of their natural lives in Ghana, than be forced to return to a Liberia they hardly know: even if it is now safe for them to return to, according  to the United Nations High Commission for Refugees (UNHCR), which no longer officially designates them as  refugees, for that reason.

Naturally,  one also understands the desire of the traditional authorities of Gomoa Buduburam, who want to benefit financially, from selling the Camp Liberia land, once it is razed down, after the departure of the remaining refugees.

Its proximity to Kasoa, and Accra, both easily reached by tro-tros,  shared taxis  and Metro Mass Transit passenger buses, from Gomoa Buduburam, has made their land very valuable indeed.

However, perhaps if they thought of themselves as potential partners for overseas companies, which 3-D print tiny houses, in factories, and then ship them to the sites of real estate developers, which could be persuaded to invest in a new factory in Gomoa Buduburam,  they will end up being incredibly wealthy, in the long-term.

In that regard, they could turn all the land in the area  known as The Gap, and, all the land around the St. Gregory Catholic Hospital, into a world-class adventure park, and add another new green economy revenue stream for themselves.  

And, if they opted to replace a portion Camp Liberia, with new green communities, consisting of tiny homes with modern conveniences, individually  surrounded by forest garden compounds, in concentric circles, traversed by a road network built using inexpensive  EcoRoad technology, and lined on both sides with fruit trees, such as coconuts, mangoes,   they  could generate revenue from renting out tiny homes, too, as landlords.

Funding for such projects could be sourced from Austria, Belgium and the Netherlands, for example. One would be happy to place contacts in one's extensive personal network,  at their disposal, at zero cost to them, to facilitate  that for them, if approached, as one's widow's mite contribution, to a noble common-good green cause.

As wise and aspirational Africans, if they want to ensure a prosperous future, for all their royal families,  Gomoa Buduburam's traditional authorities  must broaden their horizons, think longterm and see  themselves as ethical stewards,  of a truly unique climate resilient green African melting-pot  community.

Saturday 1 July 2023

What is the gravamen of the issue of global climate change?

What is the gravamen of the issue of global climate change? To address the issue, one ought to point out a simple truth, to begin with:

That so serious is the baleful influence, of the climate-change-deniers, in Global North politics, today, that one must drop all pretence, at civility, in pointing out the stupidity, which the ecocidal environmental positions adopted by the Ron DeSantises, and their ilk, in U.S. politics - who pretend that what is, isn't - represents.

Truth be told, it is actually we humans, who are at risk of becoming extinct, if we make our planet uninhabitable for our species. Let's be clear about that - for, if it isn't halted, ultimately, continuously trashing the natural environment, in egregious fashion, in pursuit of endless profits, will doom humanity, not the planet Earth.

We must all, also bear in mind, that long after our extinction, the planet Earth will recover, in a few million years, hence, and thrive - without shortsighted, foolish and greedy humans: barring it being smashed into smithereens from an object from outer space, before the end of time. That is what is the gravamen, of the issue of global climate change, oooo, folks. Full stop. Case closed. Yooooooo...