Yes, I admit that I am short-tempered and cantankerous, as some of my critics point out, in condemnation of my candidacy. What is wrong with not being a hypocrite, I ask? Who born dog?
At any rate, at least, I am incorruptible, and, as a confirmed-loner who is unclubbable, one has no cronies to form an inner-circle with, who will then sabotage one's tenure as President, by using that privileged-insider-position to send their net worth to stratospheric heights, through secret sole-sourced-government-contract-kickbacks. Cool.
As President, one intends to ensure that Ghana becomes a disciplined nation, in which there are mandatory death sentences for: giving and receiving bribes; armed robbery; murder; all forms of cyber crime; kidnapping; and, for being an alien living illegally in Ghana. Full stop. Enough is enough. Haaba.
Above all, one intends to create an unprecedent economic boom, by ditching the pretence that somehow the Bank of Ghana (BoG) is independent, and ordering it to create mandatory digital accounts, with it, for all Ghanaian citizens above 16 years in age, and crediting their accounts with digital Ghana cedis (DGC) 250,000, to be used to purchase homes with, in new planned green cities across Ghana.
Incidentally, that DGC250,000 can only be spent in the digital economy's sundry mobile money platforms. Simple. And, by insisting that all such account holders with the BoG, have tax identification numbers, the tax net will be dramatically widened.
Finally, by putting Ghana on the world map, as the nation with our biosphere's lowest personal and business tax rates, one will make Ghanaians see paying their fair share of taxes, as a moral obligation, which helps mobilise taxes for the serious-nation-building-task of transforming GhanaIan society into an African equivalent of the prosperous egalitarian societies of Scandinavia. Ghanafuo, mupe waiy3, na mupe di3n? Cool.
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