Sunday 9 April 2023

To whom it might concern

Been receiving email requests, of late, from complete strangers asking me to join "private twitter groups". Interesting. Very. Hmmm, ey3nsem piiiii, oooo.

I wasn't born yesterday,  oooo, dear critical-reader   -  and I am also not interested in any online/offline activity that isn't open, transparent and accessible to the general public: because I am not a criminal.  Full stop.

Above all, I am old fashioned (in my seventh decade on this plane, as it happens), and a serious person, paapa, oooo, please.

Although I am an uneducated old fool, I am only interested in serious societal issues - and I most certainly don't watch any porn: which to me is abhorrent, daft and a total waste of time. So those sending me those cryptic messages to join "private twitter groups" should take note, wai.  Yooooooooo...

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