How can one be shorn of the giant metaphorical-rats whose toxicity ruins one's zest for life?

How can one be shorn of the giant  metaphorical-rats, whose egregious,  endless-toxicity ruins one's zest for life, dear critical-reader? True to form, rats always scurry quickly out of sinking ships, often being the first to abandon ship.

Thus, if you want to be shorn of the giant-metaphorical-rats, ruining your zest-for-life, adopt Ananesesemkom-toli, ship-is-sinking-stratagems, as a wise and aspirational African, simply  wishing for a drama-free, and peaceful co-existence, for solid-achiever-grafting, to empower bleeding-edge, green economy avalue-creation, for disadvantaged-demographics.

Once executed, you will be pleasantly surprised, dear critical-reader,  to see them do quick-as-a-flash-departures, from what they have been ethically-gaslighted, to come to believe, indeed, is a sinking-ship, lol. Simple, but very, very effective, thank goodness, Ghanafuor. Try it too, if you want to be shorn of the giant-metaphorical-rats, whose toxicity ruins the zest for life, of decent everyday-folk, wai, lol. Cool.