(STOP PRESS: EXCLUSIVE-SCOOP FOR THOSE WHO ABHOR THE REVISIONIST-HISTORY NOW BEING DRIP-FED TO POISON YOUNG GHANAIAN MINDS ABOUT OUR HOMELAND'S REAL ACTUAL-HISTORY!). READ ON:
Odisika Abrantiepa Kofi Boakye-Yiadom, could you please share your revealatory video of the Anansesemkrom Tudu to Timber Market sky train branch line video, with the world, again, favourite nephew, lol?
Dear critical-reader, a live-video clip of Anansesemkrom's countrywide high-speed rail network's Tudu to Timber Market branch line, has now been revealed by Master-Planner1, Odisika Kofi Boakye-Yiadom, lol.
Incidentally, it so happens that my favourite nephew aKofi Boakye-Yiadom, is actually the great-grandson of the honest, principled and unbribable Gold Coast Colony African police officer, who was assigned by the British occupiers of our homeland, at that material-time, to investigate the devilish and brutal ritual-murder, of the Odikro of Akyem Apedwa, Nana Akyea Mensah, who had threatened to reveal the massive Ofori Panin Fie corruption that had gone on, during the reign of Okyenhene Nana Ofori-Atta1, in heated discussions, during a meeting of Akyem Chiefs to discuss the Okyenhene's funeral arrangements.
During the said heated meeting, ironically, Nana Akyea Mensah warned the assembled Akyem Chiefs against carrying out any ritual murders, as it would attract the ire of the British colonial authorities, who would treat it as a serious crime, for sure, and order police investigations to apprehend the suspects.
Unbeknownst to Nana Akyea Mensah, after departing the said meeting, the Chiefs who remained after the stormy meeting ended, hatched a closely-guarded conspiracy, to murder Nana Akyea Mensah - to prevent him from carrying out his anti-corruption threat, provide human blood for 'Stool-blackening', and for him to accompany Ofori-Atta1, in his journey to the land of his ancestors in the underworld beyond this plane.
Favourite nephew, can you please share the video of the Anansesemkrom Tudu to Timber Market sky train branch line in your possession, with the world, againmy lol? No? Massa, wu y3 bue!
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